Guest reviewer Aaron took the PUMP! Scorpion Brief for a test drive to tell us what he thought. And he snapped us a few pics!
I’ve always loved PUMP! underwear and the Scorpion briefs are no disappointment! The cut is perfect and the waistband is soft and comfortable. The colour is so vibrant and the contrast between the black and red really make it pop! They are stylish yet playful, great for everyday wear but they’d also be perfect for a ‘special’ night in.
The cut around the bum
PUMP! waistbands normally stand out – the grey text on this pair could have been ‘louder’
4 out of 5
Waistband: Black with Grey ‘PUMP!’ logo
Fabric: 94% Cotton, 6% Spandex
Colours: Black, White
Manufactured In: Colombia
For more information checkout the PUMP! Scorpion Brief at UndieGuys.
Guest reviewer Bulgeboy shows off his package and tells us what he thinks about the Cocksox Ahoy Sports Brief
Ahoy sailor! These are very cute! I love this style and design, they are so cute and playful the perfect pair of underwear to help you enjoy the last of the summer sun, be that an impromptu trip to the beach or the first pair you put in your suitcase to catch some winter sun.
Waistband: Red with White Cocksox Logo
Fabric: 94% Cotton / 6% Lycra
Colours: Red, Black & White
Manufactured In: Thailand
For more information check out the Cocksox Ahoy Sports Brief at UndieGuys.
OK guys, you know who you are… you’ve shied away from tighter underwear styles (be it briefs and trunks) for years. You buy the correct sizing and they feel good – well mostly – the problem is that your man parts still feel like an illegal commodity being smuggled into Mexico’s northern neighbour. Tight and uncomfortable would be the nice way of putting it.
The good news is that mens underwear for the well endowed – and those who like extra breathing room – exists, and they’re nothing like the grandpa shorts you’re wearing now. Most of these designs fall into the enhancing underwear category – in addition to the extra room in front, they also put those extra inches on show, so anyone who gets you down into your undies won’t go home unimpressed.
Let’s start with Andrew Christian Show-It technology. In essence, there’s a special pouch for you to slide your cock and balls into. The fabric cup lifts your goods away from your body so there won’t be any shmishing – that is unless you like your jeans very t-i-g-h-t. The added advantage of this underwear is that you’ll appear up to 3.5cm bigger than you previously would have – probably not hard to believe if you were having the problems mentioned above. These are great for any sized man.
If you’re looking for something with a few less “features”, then Andrew Christian Trophy Boy underwear is definitely the way to go. The pouch on these designs is bigger than any other undies we’ve seen. This style doesn’t provide “enhancements” but they’re certainly not unflattering. Recommended for the well endowed or anyone who just wants some extra space in front.
N2N Bodywear has also catered to the well endowed man with their Nhance range. This design is similar to the Trophy Boy range. With a larger than normal pouch, this mens underwear sits your goods in an incredibly comfortable position away from your body. Highly recommended for the well endowed athlete due to the extra support.
With so much choice for the well endowed man there’s no excuse to wear your grandpas underwear anymore (metaphorically speaking – that’d just be weird otherwise!). Enjoy!
What’s sexier for your partner than a pair of men’s underwear designed by Andrew Christian? What’s underneath them, of course!
Now, thanks to the fashion savvy house, the lucky person in your life doesn’t have to choose. They get to enjoy both.
The new Andrew Christian Almost Naked Peek-a-boo briefs combine effortless style with sophisticated provocation. Their see-through mesh body with pop up pouch marks a first for men’s underwear, and could also mark a last. Word from the Andrew Christian house is that the Almost Naked Peek-a-boo briefs are released on a limited edition basis – for now – leaving lovers of them waiting in as much anticipation for an overall reveal as the partner of the man who’s them.
While they’ve been made with allure in mind, don’t think their only use is to create a little spark in the bedroom though. Perhaps you don’t need help with any of that. If your wit is what gets a fire started, and your smile is enough to send his or her naughty thoughts racing, a pair of these ground-breaking undies will still make it to the top of your fav’s list.
Why’s that somebody’s shouting from the back? Comfort, young man!
Yes, they look like something that an X-rated James Bond would wear, and yes the pouch pops open to reveal what’s inside, but they feature a level of comfort only rivaled by complete nudity!
If you’re looking for a pair of men’s underwear that make you feel as though you aren’t wearing any at all, then my friend, you’ve found then. And if you have a naughty streak, well then that’s all the better.
Andrew Christian has catered to the thrill seekers here. For those that live head to toe for adventure – from the car you drive to the underwear you wear – the Almost Naked Peek-a-boo underwear range has been made with you in mind. Just remember, with great undies comes great responsibility!
I love being a part of UndieGuys – beside our customers and products, I enjoy working with the nuts and bolts that allows us to run behind the scenes and ultimately provide an awesome customer experience.
If you’ve ever purchased anything from us or visited our FAQs, you’ve probably seen payment methods like Bitcoin, Dogecoin and Litecoin show up. I wanted to give you some background on how we came to accept crypto currencies and our experiences on accepting it as a merchant.
I’m a self-professed tech nerd, so when I first heard about Bitcoin in 2011, to say I was “interested” would be an understatement. There are so many reasons to love crypto currencies, but I won’t go into them all during this post.
One of the obvious draw cards for merchants like UndieGuys is the low transaction fees. Where traditional credit card payment processors can take over 4% (thats $1.25 for a $26.99 pair of undies), Bitcoin transactions are currently a flat 30-cents paid by the buyer. No percentages. Just 30-cents even if you’re buying a Maserati.
Online retailers currently build this additional credit card payment cost into their products and services, so in a Bitcoin-only e-commerce environment things would get a lot cheaper.
Bitcoin is convenience. Like many people today, I’d be more likely to forget my wallet at home than my phone. You can store your Bitcoin on your phone and make a payment to anyone in the world in seconds.
So how did UndieGuys get started with Bitcoin?
Having asked the obligatory newcomer questions such as “what is Bitcoin?”, “how does it work?” and “is it a ponzi scheme?”, I needed to get some in my digital wallet – there are 3 ways to get your hands on Bitcoin – buy some with your good ‘ol fiat currency, sell goods or services or set up a mining rig. Being the tech nerd I am, the latter option seemed like the “best” option. $1000 later and several trips to the local computer store, and I had built the worlds loudest and most expensive heating system – and while not as good as the split-system, it did admittedly help during the winter of 2011 in Melbourne.
The mining rig did generate some Bitcoins (which were much easier to get back in the day), but around this this time UndieGuys was starting to take off, and the thought dawned on me: why not combine 2 awesome things – Mens Underwear and Bitcoin.
One of the most publicised bitcoin transactions took place in 2010 when an early Bitcoin adopter purchased 2 pizzas for the (then measly) sum of 10,000BTC. While we don’t quite come close to topping that, our first Bitcoin sale was in January 2012 – we sold a pair of 2xist trunks for 6.53BTC.
The first payments were a somewhat manual process. When a customer placed an order they would request a Bitcoin total. We’d then manually look up the current exchange rate and send our payment address back and wait for the payment.
But things move quickly in the Bitcoin world, and a number of startups have emerged to make crypto currencies more palatable for both merchants and customers. Today, UndieGuys uses local Melbourne startup Coinjar to process our Bitcoin payments. Customers are treated to an experience not all that different to paying by credit card (though some would say it’s even easier!).
If you found this post interesting and want to know more, check out weusecoins.com for more info. Buy some Bitcoin, or even better, sell a product or service in exchange for Bitcoin. Buy breakfast, a beer or more undies!
Bowdie Mercieca | Undies Guru
Timoteo have taken a risk with their new Proton Parisian Brief, but has it paid off?
Over the past few years we’ve seen the jockbrief take of in a massive way – with the best of both cuts it resonates well with underwear lovers everywhere. This is a space that Timoteo and other designers have done exceptionally well in, but perhaps it’s time to mix things up a little.
While the jockbrief is a brief with jockstrap qualities (“OMG, the ass is missing!” as a friend once put it), the Parisian Brief goes the other way, being more akin to a jockstrap with brief qualities.
Looking at the Parisian Brief, you immediately notice something is missing – the side fabric that covers your leg between the pouch and back is absent. This creates a line very similar to a traditional jockstrap – in fact, from a front on perspective you’d be forgiven for mistaking it is a jockstrap.
The pouch is quintessential jockstrap, wrapping around your man bits with a thick, quality fabric to provide the level of support you would expect from a sports jock. Short of eroticwear or going commando, the freedom of movement this design gives you is unparalleled.
Where you’d expect open air (or your butt) between the rear straps on a jockstrap, you have fabric in this case. The cut of the back means that all butts – flat or bubbly – look fantastic in this brief.
While this brief sits low on the hips and is overall on the minimalist side, it maintains it’s modesty and sense of class.
So do we think the risk has paid off for Timoteo? Absolutely! If you love your briefs and don’t like the “openness” of a jockstrap or jockbrief, then this is a fantastic middle ground with great attributes from both cuts.
High quality fabric
Good front pouch support
Freedom and movement unlike traditional briefs
More colours please!
5 out of 5
Style: Briefs (we call it a Briefjock!)
Waistband: Neon stripes with logo on front
Fabric: 54% Rayon, 40% Polyester and 6% Spandex
Colours: Black, White
Manufactured In: USA
Last month our Undies Gurus were walking past our website’s office (we call him Keith) and caught him rocking out to Justin Bieber in his undies. Noticing the old and worn state of Keith’s underwear and realising he was in need of a makeover, we put any derogatory Justin Bieber slurs away and proceeded to turn Keith into a much sexier website.
So today we unveil the new Keith – don’t worry, he’s still the same beautiful Keith underneath!
Keith is now much easier to navigate with much more intuitive menus. Products can be filtered by size, price and (soon) colour.
If you’re reading this post, you’ll notice that Keith has started updating his blog again – keep checking back for undies related articles.
We’re really excited because PUMP! have released their new range.
This year, designer Sam Dahdal has made it all about colours and premium materials. The new designs sport coloured mesh imported from Brazil (previously only available in black and white) – and not only is it eye catching, but it’s much softer and stretchier than ever to provide ultimate comfort where it matters.
Your goods will feel at home in the new cotton which is also softer, providing extra definition. The new materials are great for sports and the active man to keep you cool and dry.
You’ll want to show off your waist bands as many are now tri-coloured and made of the highest quality threads.
We’re really impressed by the new PUMP! lineup and we hope you’ll love them too!